Displayed inside a glass case on the elevated floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium sits a neon pink ensemble performed in by the pop star. His performance in front of 100,024 attendees was seen as a success.
It's possible you appreciate the performer. Perhaps you believe he is the finest offering to music in history. You might take a balanced view, conceding that some songs are belting while others are poor.
The key argument is that entertainment can be delivered diversely. Preferences differ. There is no one way to produce music or even Test cricket.
The Peerless Spectrum of The Long Game
The traditional format boasts peerless complexity. One struggles to think of another sport where the contest is so dictated by the environment.
The elements, the session, the cricket ball – the list is endless. Crucially is the wicket.
If the long game is an artistic pursuit, the wicket is the blank slate on which the players paint their masterpiece.
An Abstract Contest: The MCG Match
The recent Melbourne match between the two sides was an abstract version of cricket, the established format taken to pieces and reassembled in an unusual manner.
It must be stated this is not a endorsement of the wicket which yielded a victory and the second two-day Test of the contest.
Having excessive grass on the wicket, resulting in 36 wickets tumbling in less than six sessions, is not a balanced duel between bat and ball.
A Diverse Legacy: The Nature of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a lesser event, one that should be marked with an asterisk as illegitimate, is incorrect.
The long game is a rich tapestry, a long history and counting. Sometimes, like in Melbourne, the cricket ball does all sorts for the fast men. In contrast, it turns square on a spinning track. Sometimes, the pitch is dead, other times it spits like a cobra.
The close matches are even more exciting due to the investment made in other matches.
Problem Solving: The Core Skill
Specific conditions are tolerated more freely than others.
The contention in during the match was that the balance was skewed excessively towards the attack. That the best players were hindered from demonstrating their skill.
The format is about adapting to challenges – reading the conditions and adjusting effectively. The best individual scores were made by acknowledged players. One line-up made more mistakes than the other, and thus were defeated.
Unbridled Joy: The Supporters' View
Try telling the fans who have experienced 18 winless matches that this was not entertaining.
Among the crowd of the ground, countless fans waved their flags and chanted, producing a carnival vibe in a stronghold of sport.
There was hope as the bowlers surged, impetus when players fought back, and unconditional love when the win was achieved.
Extreme Ends: The Range of Test Matches
The Melbourne has form with pitch problems. Previously, a game there featured a wicket with the character of a a damp squib.
That contest was a grind, with limited drama and slow play. The two-day game and that drawn affair are diametrically opposed points of the spectrum – one is not more perfect, yet significance can be attached to them.
Four Tests into the Ashes contest, it is the shortest games that will be most remembered in the collective consciousness.
"Far from being the end of the format at all," observed a former player. "The people who have been privileged to see these short time have been given some real entertainment. A unique show."
Baby Steps: Building for the Future
In the preparation to this match, the leader talked like a man carrying the weight of the world on his back.
The squad responded for him, bringing back the smile to his face.
Emerging talents stepped up with crucial roles. These are incremental gains, hardly enough to ensure long-term futures, but a starting point to use as a platform.
At the very least, this Melbourne victory takes its place among other memorable performances in meaningless games.
As the crowd departed into a glorious Melbourne evening, the team gathered on the field to start their own celebrations.
Savour the moment, boys. It's well deserved.